Baby Carriage or Stroller or whatever

Brandi dragged allowed me to accompany her to shop for baby carriages. Holy ****! How complicated can this be. These things range from $20-$1000. They come with cup holders, 4-wheel drive, reversible seats, a Ford 450 big-block engine, and optional navigation system. After moping around for an hour carefully viewing the different options, I struck on a plan. Let's look for the one that does not take a PhD and certification from NASA to open and close. Seriously, who builds these things? I consider myself reasonably intelligent and somewhat mechanically inclined. Still, we had to ask the sales guy how to open one of them back up. If he hadn't been standing nearby, my vote would have been to leave it all crumpled on the floor and bolt out of there. That's another thing, why is the baby carriage section of Buy Buy Baby staffed by all males in their mid-20s? Anyways, we finally made a choice (I think). I'm sure it will show up on some registry somewhere (I'm pretty sure Brandi is building those for us). Here's a picture (I think they start at about $1,000,000, so start saving).